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⚡ THE GREAT TELATUBY WAR ⚡

Dipsy recruit at the firing range
"YOUR TUBBYLAND NEEDS YOU" CLASSIFIED · TUBBY HQ

YEAR: 2026. The once-peaceful land of Tubbyland is a wasteland of broken custard cannons, blown-out Tubbytronic Superdomes, and craters the size of Tubby Toast factories.

It all started the morning Po's red scooter broke down. She blamed Dipsy. Dipsy said it was Tinky Winky's fault for leaving his magic bag on the road. Tinky Winky said Po was overreacting. Laa-Laa tried to mediate. She failed.

Within hours, the Noo-noo had defected. The Sun Baby went into hiding. The custard cannons rolled out across the rolling green hills, now scorched black. The Tubbytronic Superdome was levelled by morning. Tubby Toast became contraband. Eh-oh was outlawed.

After three brutal years of trench warfare, tubby toast rationing, and antenna-jamming, the four armies face off in one final desperate battle for control of Tubbyland.

You command WW2-era armaments — rifles, SMGs, grenade launchers, Sherman-class tubby-tanks, and bombing runs from the antenna squadron overhead. Build barricades. Pitch healing tents. Order your tubbies. Take the field.

CHOOSE YOUR SIDE. BUILD YOUR BASE. COMMAND YOUR TUBBIES. WIN THE WAR.

CHOOSE YOUR FACTION

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TINKY WINKY
PERK: +50% Build Supplies
The Mastermind. Carries the magic bag of war supplies.
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DIPSY
PERK: +60% Health
The Tank. Tough as an old TV antenna.
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LAA-LAA
PERK: +60% Rifle Damage
The Sniper. Deadly aim with the orange ball.
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PO
PERK: +40% Movement Speed
The Berserker. Scooter-powered fury.
HEALTH
100 / 100
COMMAND TENT
COMMANDER
₿ BITCOIN
500 ₿
TUBBIES (friendly)
5
KILLS
0 / 50
STAGE
1/5
OPERATION CUSTARD DROP
WAVE
1.1
WEAPON
RIFLE
AMMO
30 / 30
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STANDING
WASD move   MOUSE aim   LMB fire   Q next gun
1Glock 2Garand 3AK-47 4Thompson
5Shotgun 6Sniper 7MG-42 8Grenade 9Bazooka
R reload   SHIFT sprint   SPACE jump   C crouch
B sandbag (10₿)   T tent (25₿) — walk into tent to heal & resupply
F tubbies follow   G tubbies hold
E in base tent → 💻 NOO-NOO SHOPPING (buy tanks, runways, bombers...)
M in base tent → 🗺 TACTICAL MAP (click to place units anywhere)
V near friendly tank → 🚜 COMMANDEER (WASD drive, LMB shell, V exit)
CLICK TO ENGAGE
💻 Press E to open NOO-NOO SHOPPING
🗺 Press M to open TACTICAL MAP
🚜 Press V to COMMANDEER NOO-NOO TANK
🚜 NOO-NOO TANK COMMAND
ARMOR280 / 280
MAIN GUNSHELL READY
WASD drive · MOUSE aim · LMB fire shell · SHIFT boost · V exit
STAGE 1
🛡 PREP PHASE — 30s
Open the laptop in your tent to buy units & defenses
◀ ▶ ↻
🔒 noo-noo-shopping.com — MWA HA HA

🛒 NOO-NOO SHOPPING

"All your war supplies in one place. Owned by Noo-Noo Industries™ (Subsidiary of Tubbytronic Holdings)"
BALANCE: 500
⏱ PREP PHASE ACTIVE

🗺 TACTICAL OVERLAY MAP

Pick an item → click anywhere on the field → deploys instantly · Press DONE when finished
BALANCE: 500
Select an item from the list →
VICTORY