⚡ THE GREAT TELATUBY WAR ⚡
YEAR: 2026. The once-peaceful land of Tubbyland is a wasteland of broken custard cannons, blown-out Tubbytronic Superdomes, and craters the size of Tubby Toast factories.
It all started the morning Po's red scooter broke down. She blamed Dipsy. Dipsy said it was Tinky Winky's fault for leaving his magic bag on the road. Tinky Winky said Po was overreacting. Laa-Laa tried to mediate. She failed.
Within hours, the Noo-noo had defected. The Sun Baby went into hiding. The custard cannons rolled out across the rolling green hills, now scorched black. The Tubbytronic Superdome was levelled by morning. Tubby Toast became contraband. Eh-oh was outlawed.
After three brutal years of trench warfare, tubby toast rationing, and antenna-jamming, the four armies face off in one final desperate battle for control of Tubbyland.
You command WW2-era armaments — rifles, SMGs, grenade launchers, Sherman-class tubby-tanks, and bombing runs from the antenna squadron overhead. Build barricades. Pitch healing tents. Order your tubbies. Take the field.
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE. BUILD YOUR BASE. COMMAND YOUR TUBBIES. WIN THE WAR.